Me: Okay. So, I am not going to expect anything from Linchpin. I can do this.
My brain: HER SECRET WILL COME OUT!
My brain: HIS SECRET WILL COME OUT!
My brain: THIS WILL BE A MAJOR TURNING POINT IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP, DEAL WITH IT!
My brain: SHE IS GOING TO CRY OVER HIS FUCKING MOTIONLESS BODY!
My brain: SHE WILL SAY I LOVE YOU TOO!
My brain: MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION, BITCH, GET READY!
Me: I hate you so much.
My brain: HER SECRET WILL COME OUT!
My brain: HIS SECRET WILL COME OUT!
My brain: THIS WILL BE A MAJOR TURNING POINT IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP, DEAL WITH IT!
My brain: SHE IS GOING TO CRY OVER HIS FUCKING MOTIONLESS BODY!
My brain: SHE WILL SAY I LOVE YOU TOO!
My brain: MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION, BITCH, GET READY!
Me: I hate you so much.