“Avengers Anonymous:
All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”
Ruffalo’s painted green and refuses to speak in full sentences; Renner’s hiding in one of the air vents and no one can get him to come down so they’ve given up for the moment; Hemsworth’s taken to carrying around a large mallet with the head painted grey.
Johansson keeps popping out of nowhere and shooting Nerf darts at Hiddleston’s bucket. Many are still stuck to it. She yells “BUDAPEST!” at random.
Gregg sits extremely close to Evans, whilst eating a donut with a poker face. Everytime RDJ does something stupid Gregg points a tazer at him and states “If you try to play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.”